Hopeless
— So, isn't he a bit young?
— Who?
— Garrett[1].
— Young for what?
— For you.
— Well, it's not like if I was planning to date him.
— But you do have a date with him.
— I don't. What are you talking about?
— Guy stops by, chats a minute, puts up a bored face so as not to look too eager, asks whether you want to go for a beer sometime, you say yes and decide on a day and time, and you tell me you don't have a date. How clueless do you think I am?
— Oh. Maybe less than me?
(It's not a date. I think.)
Notes
[1] Not his real name, of course.

